Loyal readers (yes, I know there's been a bit of a leave of absence, sorry about that) may remember the Easter incident.

Seems it's come back to haunt us.

Jess: Baby Jesus was born in a stable.

Me: That's right. Can you remember who came to visit him?

Jess: Erm. The sheep man, and three kings. They brought him some christmas presents.

Me: They brought him gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Jess: When did he get his light sabre then?